Hear ye, hear ye, town crier speaketh
Listen my friends, I am warning you
A conspiracy is afoot to destroy us
It will engulf a lot, not just a few

Our enemies have launched an attack
These are dangerous times, ye indeed
Thou must rise up to defend thine country
Thou must not allow them to succeed

Them are out to destroy our way of life
Thou must teach them a lesson
Thou must not leave them to their devices
To not fight is nothing but an act of treason

FBI is looking into this conspiracy
CIA too; Chinese?  Russians?
We have to get to the root cause
Can’t rule out unpatriotic Americans

Our President working with Congress
has launched multiple investigations
The “0/7” committee, led by Ted Cruz
is a dream assignment for politicians

An urgent call has gone out to the President
To issue an executive order in the interim
Pending a Legislation, dubbed “Patriot Act-II”
Without quick & decisive action, prognosis is grim

There is talk of a constitutional amendment
To enshrine the responsibility for ever
Incident like this should not be allowed
We must fight them in open and under cover

God is on our side, we just know it
We are blessed with freedom and liberty
Thanks to our Creator’s good graces, we will
get to the bottom of this conspiracy.

God Bless America, our home and native land.

Smorgasbord of comments from politicians
President Joe Biden – is Manchin up to his old tricks again?
Kamala Harris – what, where, who, why, how?
President Obama – Yes we can!
Donald Trump – this would never have happened had the election not been stolen from me.
Mitch McConnell – Lets his face do the talking (his usual “Blabbering, Bloviating Bag of Blubber” Face)
Bernie Sanders & Elizabeth Warren – Whoever they are we can tax them to death!
Ted Cruz – It is the work of Deep State.
Greg Abbott – I knew it.  I should have banned their act.
Ron DeSantis – Damn the LGBTQ people.
Sarah Palin – it is the Russians; I can see them from my house.
Kevin McCarthy – I didn’t see nothing; I didn’t hear nothing.  Mulling to himself, maybe this will help me become House Speaker.
Marjorie Taylor Greene – a QAnon conspiracy, no ifs ands or buts.

So, you ask, what is the conspiracy?
Let me tell you.
No mass shooting for one whole week!  Shame on us!! We are becoming soft!!!