I am approaching 100^th day on the job
It has been a great ride thus far
By bombing Syria with cruise missiles
I even got the taste of a real war!

I have met many foreign heads of state
I have talked to many more on the phone
It has been tense and awkward sometimes, but
I have told them all they are not alone

I derided president Obama
When he played golf occasionally
I can attest a hardworking president like me
Actually needs to play more regularly

By now you should know
Not to take literally every word I say
You’d agree with me life will be a bore
If it is all work and no play.

I am being accused by fake media
Of not getting my agenda thru Congress
They obviously don’t know the Art-of-Deal
Often, you need to walkaway to make progress

For changing positions vs. the campaign
Fake media is calling me a flip-flopper
Rigidity is a sign of a narrow mind
Flexibility shows I am a strong leader

Media says I have abandoned many of promises
Don’t believe them – its all fake news
They know nothing about deal making
Ones with the Trump card seldom lose! (get the pun!)

I am a super successful executive
Issuing orders comes natural to me
I envy Putin, I wish I had his powers
He can rule by only his own decree

Getting legislation thru Congress is tough
They need to do what I ask
Acting as bands of spoiled children
They clearly are not up to the task

Polls say I have low approval rating
It matters the least what these numbers are
I know people who voted for me
Are still with me & they are my North Star

Enough about fake media, now Let me tell you about my accomplishments.

I know the Trump businesses are doing great
Mar-a-Lago membership fee is up by hundred grand
Ivanka’s fashion brand sales are setting new records
The D.C. hotel testifies to the pulling power of the Trump brand

Construction of the the border wall hasn’t even started
Yet, the border crossings are down to all time low
Bad hombres are being deported in record numbers
My tough policy has already landed a strong blow.

New plants are being built right here, not in Mexico
Jobs are being added to the existing ones
CEO’s know if they don’t do what’s right
They will be facing my Twitter shaming guns

Job killing regulations are being dismantled
Be they financial, environmental, telecommunication,…..
Labor, Energy, or Pharmaceutical – you name the area
Businesses are revving-up the machine of job creation

Stock market is on a tear, creating uuuuuge wealth
It has faith in my promises, thanks to my Art-of-Deal making
It knows that very very low tax rates are coming
As well an infrastructure initiative that will be earth shaking (get the pun!)

On the trade front, I pulled out of TPP
I am putting additional tax on Canadian lumber
I have told Merkel and Xi, when it comes to trade
America will no longer buckle under

And for the crowning achievement of my first 100 days worth more than 1000 other achievements (drum roll please)

I nominated Neil Gorsuch, to the Supreme Court
Despite Democrats opposition, Senate voted to confirm
He will follow the constitution, not make laws
He will still be on the bench long after the end of my term (take that Democrats!)

100 day marker is overblown – fake media hype
Carter got high marks on this score, Clinton did not
Clinton’s presidency gets rated as a success
Carter’s presidency ran out of all jolt

Rome wasn’t built in a day
Neither will be my presidency
I will make my promises come true
I still have 1361 days, there is no urgency

I feel very very good about where we are
Watch my second, my third hundred days
You will continue to see a lot of action
My determination to succeed will not faze

Ivanka, Jared and I will make America great again
You can count on it, we are the best
No one should underestimate us or our prowess
Until we succeed, we won’t rest.

God bless America – land that I love
God bless America – my sweet home