We are pleased to announce the achievement
of a special milestone in our evolving story
US logged 100,000 new cases on Friday Oct 30
We have reached new heights and glory!

When we began our crusade earlier in 2020,
We could not have imagined the sad plight of America
Our sights were aimed at less advanced countries
Such as south east Asia and sub-Saharan Africa

Such great accomplishments don’t come w/o
the help of great many people on the stump
We have countless people to thank, but at the top
has to be your president – Donald Trump

With world’s best public health infrastructure,
health Institutes, medical professionals, and scientists
and the richest economy on the planet to boot
Who would have thought you would act so amateurish!

By politicizing masks and encouraging large gatherings
Trump did great damage to the best defense against us
Delegitimizing professionals, downplaying severity and
contradicting scientists only helped to spread the virus

You know, good policy is not always good politics
and good politics is not always good policy
One can only push an unpopular directive
So far and wide in a federal democracy

Don’t get us wrong, we are not complaining
We are giving credit where credit is due
Hats off to you, our friend, Donald Trump
We could not have done it without you.

With winter taking hold in earnest
Holiday season fast approaching
We are confident that our march will continue
unabated; our success will be far reaching.

We wish you happy thanksgiving.
This will be a special occasion for us too
We will get to show our prowess, these
gatherings will be fertile grounds for our crew!

Enjoy the circus (oops I meant the election!) in the meantime.
We will be back even more charged up and still in our prime.

Ciao.