Ha Ha Ha, I fooled you didn’t I
You thought in July Hillary dodged a bullet
Let me tell you, you don’t know me or my plan
The July reprimand was mere warning, not a ticket

I saved the “N-bomb” for a later date
I wanted to launch it as an “October Surprise”
This is how I can have the maximum impact
& Deny Hillary the long cherished prize!

Disclosure of the memo on a Friday was not an accident
I wanted Hillary to be skewered over the weekend
It gave juicy fodder to cable TV and Sunday talk shows
I knew this “news” will force the trend lines to bend

My timing, 10 days prior to the election was strategic
My goal was to energize Trump’s base
&, at the same time, demoralize Hillary’s troops
History will note I succeeded in shaking up the race

Had I indicted Hillary in July, she would have withdrawn
Democrats would have had time to find a stronger candidate –
Someone without Hillary’s baggage and character flaws
I didn’t want Trump to have to test his fate

Trump may be a loose cannon, taking liberty with facts
He may not be the best with word & gesture selection
I am a Republican & he is my party’s candidate
It is my duty to help him win the election

I am being accused of favoritism by the Democrats
It’s true, the FBI has on-going investigations against Trump
But, as FBI’s boss, it’s my prerogative as to what I disclose
Why would I do anything to force my candidate into a slump?

I have done my part for the greater good
Now it is up to the Trumpites to get into action
They can incite fear among the Blacks and Hispanics
Suppression of their votes, will help Trump win the election

My job is done, and I can rest easy
My conscience is clear, no second guessing
I have yet more arrows in my quiver
Should Hillary win, it won’t be a cheery homecoming

Congress will hold hearings on e-mail and Clinton Foundation
Hillary will not be able to hide, run or be dismissive
Hillary may even be impeached and join Bill’s company
Republicans will not relent and remain on the offensive

Oh, I almost forgot to mention one more thing
As we know, senate majority too is in play
I planned the timing of my latest action to ensure
Republican majority doesn’t go astray

This is critical in the context of Supreme Court
We need to cement Court’s conservative majority
We don’t have much to fear in the case of Trump’s win, but
Should Clinton win, this assumes an even higher priority

A Republican controlled Senate can thwart any appointment
For the next two years, they just won’t schedule any hearing
Math favors Senate Republicans in the next mid-term election
They can outlast Hillary’s four year term till next president’s swearing

Hillary won’t be able to get anything done during her term
Thwarted by Republican majorities in both houses of Congress
She won’t have much to run on against a stronger Republican candidate
Republicans will win the presidency in 2020 and life will again be a bliss!

God Bless the Republicans
The Party I love
Stand behind her and support her
Through FBIs nudge and shove

Be it Hillary’s e-mails
Or Clintons’ Foundation
God Bless the Republicans
The Party of Lincoln and Reagan

Ain’t I great!
Don’t I act strategic?
Call me what you may
I am a proud Republican!

 America is a great country or what!