Hi, it has been a while since I spoke with you all on July 21st
Yes, I am your TRUMP : This Republican Understands My Problem
A lot has happened in these 10+ weeks, all good for me
I am the best in what I do and I am proud to wear the TRUMP emblem

I am the same Donald Trump, the one who wins all the time
I won the first debate, beating crooked Hillary badly
Don’t you believe in media’s lies about my debate performance
Not only I won, I won huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugely

Establishment opines that I need to pivot to being more presidential
But, I say why do I need to pivot when I am winning, winning, winning?
Didn’t I win the primaries against professional Republicans?
That was only the first inning, watch what I do in the ninth inning!

Pundits want me to prepare for the debates with Hillary
They don’t understand, I already know all there is to know
My answers are more spontaneous, not rehearsed sound bites
Watch me in the second debate, your liking of me will only grow

People say I take positions on issues that may be contradictory
I don’t know why they can’t understand the truth of simple kind
Flexibility is the key to winning in all spheres of life
This is true even more in politics where you need an open mind

I called miss Universe Alicia Machado “miss piggy”, and “miss housekeeping”
What’s wrong with these names, these are labels of affection?
Crooked Hillary brought up this issue hoping to “get under my skin”
But, I am having the last laugh, look at all the resulting media attention!

I like blacks, I like browns, I like them all, I am not bigoted
I even went to a black church in Detroit and got warm reception
You know I am smart, I know I won’t win over many blacks
But, this will help me gain white women’s support & traction

Shame on Hillary for putting half of my supporters in “the basket of deplorables”
She added they are racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, & Islamaphobic
The fact is these hard working Americans want to Make America Great Again
No wonder, her campaign is foundering and she is becoming “America-phobic”

I am the healthiest person to ever run for the president’s job
I am proud to father Barron at the age of 60 with Melania
It’s Hillary you should worry about, she has no stamina
She is so weak she could not ward of the bout of pneumonia

You know, she disappeared from the scene before the first debate
She claimed that she was preparing for the debate
What is there to prepare? look at me without any preparation I did well
Actually, she needed the rest to ensure she could even get to the stage

Corrupt Liberal media recently leaked several pages of my State tax return
They are aghast at the size of the loss, but average Joe and I are worlds apart
I didn’t do anything illegal – I only took advantage of the income tax code
You may call me a “tax dodger”, I prefer to call myself as being “smart”

I am a highly skilled businessman, I use “bankruptcy” provisions legally
I know the tax code better than any one living in America today
No body wants to pay more taxes than is legally required & why should I?
Even if I had paid, Washington would have wasted the money anyway

Ai’nt I great for picking Mike Pence as my running mate?
Did you see his great performance at the debate against Tim Kaine?
Mike was calm, cool and collected, while Tim was flailing all over
The results are unanimous – Mike won and left Tim reeling in pain

I invite you to watch the second debate on Sunday October 9^th
The setting of a town-hall meeting suits me even better
Biased liberal media asks me only “gotcha” questions
I didn’t like Lester Holt, but I know I will like Anderson Cooper

Talk to you again soon, as your President and Commander in Chief!

God Bless America, the greatest nation ever.

Penned in October 2016, just prior to the November election (Rancho Palos Verdes, CA)