Democrats, what did you gain by impeaching me?
Nothing more than an asterisk in history
You knew you could not remove me from my throne
The outcome of the trial in the senate was never a mystery

In fact, I thank you from the bottom of my heart
My poll numbers are up and rising
Your strategy was flawed, you lost sight of the prize
The whole exercise must be quite demoralizing

I am stronger than before, ever more determined
To fight for the causes I campaigned on & still believe in
My loyal supporters are fired up & ready to go to battle for me
I am confidently looking forward to my repeat win

I don’t care whom you select as your nominee
Be it Bernie – the socialist or the gay dude mayor Pete
Or Pocahontas warren, or Mr. Corruption Joe Biden
No one stands a chance, they are all minced meat

Oh yeh, how can we forget Mayor Bloomberg
He thinks he can just buy into the nomination
Despite his billions he is a naïve and wishful thinker
He won’t be nominated even in a brokered convention

Your nominee, be it ultra socialist or moderately socialist
Will leave half of your base unhappy and feeling gloomy
As it happened in 2016, many will decide to stay home
Thus handing me a vote even without voting for me!

To see bumbling Democrats make a mess in Iowa
A question arises that is very basic and elementary
If they can’t manage the election process in a small State
How will they manage it across the whole country?

My friends in Russia are “locked and loaded”, chomping at the bits
To unleash an even more effective disinformation campaign
Democrats won’t ever know how to respond when a
more virulent, invective, and dishonest social media is turned on again

How stupid can Democrats be in thinking they can beat me
I have kept all my campaign promises, and the list is long –
Muslim ban, illegal immigration, supreme court judges
regulations, tax cut, fossil fuel, and Military that is even more strong

Americans are smart, they know there is no free lunch
Medicare for all, tuition free education and other such “socialistic” programs
Sound good until people are told that their taxes will go up and
I know they won’t fall for these “Venezuelan/Cuban” flavored scams

I signed the huuuugest tax cut in US history
While Millions went to the rich, I didn’t forget the average Joe
Even he got a tax cut, albeit small, as a reward for my victory
Average Joe knows I am his friend, not a foe

My supreme court appointments have been as promised
Gorsuch and Kavanaugh are not bleeding-heart liberals & won’t go astray
Gun rights, police power, imperial presidency are safe in their hands
and to my evangelist supporters, abortion ban is only one decision away

I am more fired up and reinvigorated
By impeaching me, Democrats unshackled me
I am now even more brazen and bold
Instead of constraining me, they have set me free

My eyes are now all set for the 2020 election
I am the greatest president US has ever seen
I keep my promises and my loyal supporters
know I mean what I say and say what I mean