How I (Donald Trump) will manufacture my win in 2020 (Written Prior to Trump’s Covid-19 Infection)
I have a rather simple strategy
Build on what worked the last time
My loyal army has been with me
Their adulation is nothing short of sublime
Winning a presidential election is straightforward
Get more of your supporters to cast their votes
Discourage the other side from doing the same
Vote suppression measures are perfect antidotes
Let me not beat around the bush
I know who sent me to the White House
Gun toting, God fearing anti Government real Americans
I need to promise only the things they espouse
All my actions during this campaign
are directed towards my Base
They know me, I know them
I can say that with a straight face
My army knows they can count on my words
I delivered on all the promises* I made in 2016
We worked on all the fronts hard and diligently
at a pace Washington had not previously seen
(*See the list of promises at the end)
We have a major task still remaining :
make the Supreme Court reliably conservative*
We are sure to get at least one opportunity
You know whom I am talking about, nothing secretive
(* some of the recent decisions have gone against us, despite having appointed 2 Justices)
I take cues from the past Republican presidents
including Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan
Long before I adopted the famous cheer (MAGA)
Reagan had coined a similar slogan*
(* Let’s Make America Great Again)
Just as the “law and order” strategy worked for Nixon
I will make it work for us in this election
Our way of life is under attack by leftist goons
Riots, destruction, looting are nothing but insurrection
I, as the president of silent majority, promise to
be tough on crime, preserve our way of life,
defend our values, respect our history, and
root out Republican internecine strife
I thank Democrats for their “generosity”
for gifting us winning issues on a silver platter-
their crazy demand to “defund the police”
and their incessant focus on Black Lives Matter
I have many friends in high places
ready to help me win again
At the top of the list is my dear friend Putin
Who will covertly support my campaign
I have one more weapon in my arsenal
Similar to 2016, look out for an October surprise
My dear friend Barr – my Attorney General
will work to deliver me the ultimate prize
Don’t look at the current polls
Remember, Hillary too was leading
When it was all over in November
She didn’t know what hit her as she lay bleeding
My army knows the Deep State is out to get me
and only I can defeat their nefarious goals
It is hard to keep anything secret even in the Oval Office
The place is full of anti Trump moles
First I will manufacture law and order emergencies
Then I will deploy federal forces to restore order
These BLM protests have gone far, far too far
Democrat controlled cities are cesspool of disorder
This election is all about being tough
Tough on law and order, tough on Iran
tough on China, tough on reopening the economy
We will be taking our enemies head-on
….……. with our guns drawn
Sleepy Joe is no more a match for me than Hillary was
Joe is past his prime, he is soft on China – a real softie
He is a a puppet of tax and spend liberal Democrats
Supporting their loony and crazy ideas aplenty
Just like Hillary’s Libya and e-mail problems
Sleepy Joe has one of his own in Ukraine
His son’s appointment to a board was
nothing but an act of riding the gravy train.
I am looking forward to the debates
I will out “Trump” Sleepy Joe, just like Hillary
He will come out looking weak, soft and harried
As I unleash a barrage of powerful artillery
I will re-deploy every weapon I have used before
Race baiting, dog whistles, alternate facts, even non-truths
If you repeat the same thing again and again,
said with conviction, even non-truths become truths!
We will use social media aggressively
To spread false narrative and misinformation
It is easier to persuade people to stay home
than to change their minds for the election
“Police and ICE are monitoring polling places” tweet
may persuade many Blacks and Latinos to not vote
They wont want to get entangled with law officers
there might be violence, we will actively promote
My friends, Republican State Governors
are ready and loaded to help my cause
They will ensure there is no election dupery
Voting vigilance will not take a pause
I will work to de-legitimize mail in voting
Mail in voting is an invitation to election fraud
I will not accept election results that are close
I know I can count on my MAGA squad
I will challenge every close vote
All the way to the Supreme Court
If it takes months past November 3rd
So be it, I won’t sell my supporters short
In addition to the roadblocks we are creating
Democrats have one of their own with VP selection
One or more groups will be unhappy with the choice
I will encourage them to sit out the election
I don’t shirk from a fight, uglier the better
Once the nominating conventions are done
Campaigns will go into hyper drive
I will show Sleepy Joe how the presidency is won
My win is guaranteed, no one can derail me
Neither BLM nor Corona virus nor Kaepernick’s knee
I don’t care about polls, they are rigged
Having a solid army behind me is the key
Four More Years
Four More Years
Four More Years
Don’t you hear the cheers?
God Bless America – what a great country!
Now let’s sing the pledge of allegiance.
I pledge allegiance to Donald Trump and to our (White) nation under God which he so brilliantly commands, with liberty and justice for all (Whites).
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A list of promises I made in 2016 that I fulfilled.
Domestic: *Tax cut, regulations cut, tough on immigration, appointment of conservative judges at all levels including Supreme Court, border wall,…
International: Defeat of ISIS, tough on China, withdrawal from Paris and Iran agreements,…
Penned during the 2020 presidential election; prior to Donald Trump catching the Covid-19 infection.